Bali Horoscope: July 26, 2025 – The Day the Island Chooses Your Adventure

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♈ ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Your Bali Today: That Mars-Jupiter trine means you’ll impulsively rent a scooter to “find secret waterfalls.” Reality check: You’ll get lost in Karangasem, swear at Google Maps, and accidentally stumble upon the best warung in East Bali. Embrace the detour.

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♉ TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Your Bali Today: Venus squares Saturn, so your “relaxing spa day” will be ruined by a very determined massage therapist who insists your shoulders hold “generational trauma.” Tip extra—she’s not wrong.

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♊ GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)

Your Bali Today: Mercury direct has you double-booking yourself: sunrise hike at Lempuyang and a sound healing session in Ubud. You’ll cancel both for a nap, then lie about it. The island forgives you.

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♋ CANCER (June 21 – July 22)

Your Bali Today: The Moon in Virgo activates your inner critic. You’ll panic that your “authentic Balinese experience” is just tourism with better lighting. Solution: Skip the staged melukat ritual and just talk to your warung server. Her stories are the real magic.

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♌ LEO (July 23 – August 22)

Your Bali Today: The Sun-Uranus sextile means you’ll either:
a) Charm your way into a private temple ceremony, or
b) Get scolded by a banjar elder for taking a disrespectful selfie.
Flip a coin.

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♍ VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Your Bali Today: Mercury’s post-retrograde clarity reveals that your “digital nomad” lifestyle is just working from bed in sweatpants. The cure? A real coworking space (or a very strong kopi Bali).

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♎ LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Your Bali Today: Venus opposes Neptune, so you’ll fall in love with:
a) A local artist
b) A stray dog
c) Your own reflection in a canang sari offering
All are valid.

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♏ SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Your Bali Today: Pluto’s lingering retrograde unearths the truth: that “spiritual awakening” was just sleep deprivation and arak. Today’s the day to admit it—over nasi campur, with zero shame.

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♐ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

Your Bali Today: Jupiter’s clash with Saturn means your “quick surf session” will turn into:

• A near-death experience at Padang Padang, or

• A 3-hour philosophical debate with a Danish expat about “wave consciousness.”
  No middle ground.

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♑ CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

Your Bali Today: Saturn’s influence says you’ll finally learn to relax—right after you reorganize your Airbnb’s kitchen and email the host about “suboptimal sponge quality.” Baby steps.

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♒ AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Your Bali Today: Uranus brings a revelation: those “hidden gem” cafes you found? They’re on every TikTok list now. Time to explore beyond Canggu—or lean into the irony.

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♓ PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

Your Bali Today: Neptune’s fog lifts just enough for you to realize your “sacred tattoo” is slightly misspelled. Lean in. Tell people it’s “ancient Balinese slang.”

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Cosmic Pro Tip:

Today’s Virgo Moon means details matter. Check your visa stamp, reapply sunscreen, and—for the love of the gods—don’t pet the monkeys.

Giostanovlatto – Bali Today